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Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
by JM⭐ November 30, 2020
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Shaving Propaganda

When retard women think that not shaving is powerful and defeating the patriarchy
Retard: I see you're falling for the man's shaving Propaganda.
by Sex Slave 277 May 26, 2025
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shave

Don't forget to sleep
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And please don't die before i shave your head.
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by Krkič May 2, 2019
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Shave the Quail

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
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Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"
by T bagking September 20, 2016
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Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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