We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.
by mistermog June 17, 2022
Get the Shaved Kelcemug. 1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
Get the Shave the Quailmug. the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat
yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road
oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
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oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq
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by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019
Get the japanese shaved icemug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. by Reniii January 1, 2024
Get the I shaved my headmug. Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Get the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug. When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
by Shady bunch January 13, 2020
Get the French shavemug.