Block of Semen

A frozen block of semen that can questionably be used to impregnate a woman.

"So, you're asking if a chick got freaky with a frozen block of semen, would she get prego?"

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

Semenized

When the sperm exit the epididymus semen is added to the cell conglomeration. Thus, the sperm cells are semenized.

"The sperm cells entered the urethra and were semenized by the prostate gland."

by Asa M. April 16, 2007

seamenscalp

someone who is so nasty they have freakin seamen in their scalp!! ewww

wanda: ew u jerk, u seamenscalp.

todd: whaddayamean?

by buffyyyyyyy August 10, 2007

Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Semen Shower

The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.

Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.

by gdaddy16 December 19, 2012

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014

Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006