Pittsburgh PA's way of denouncing Christ's birth and Christmas, in the name of political correctness. Proof that city officials have their heads up their asses!
It's CHRISTMAS, NOT sparkle season!
Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!
Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!
by Crumbfish December 12, 2003
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by L3wis June 11, 2013
Get the Bulking Season mug.Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"
Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"
Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"
Ellie: "No"
Ellie: "Why do you ask?"
Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".
Ellie: "Oh."
Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"
Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"
Ellie: "No"
Ellie: "Why do you ask?"
Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".
Ellie: "Oh."
by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010
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Get the Hoodie season mug.Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.
2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.
2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.
Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.
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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.
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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.
by Sker May 20, 2011
Get the beard season mug.In Maine, tourist season goes from somewhere around Memorial Day, right up past Labor Day. This is where the state's nickname "Vacation Land" comes from. It's to hot to stay down in their own state and there's no school, so they want to see the "quaint" state of Maine.
What happens is they come in, drive like idiots, raise up the gas prices, and invaide the beachs, parks, and all the little shops from York to Bangor, and some even farther North. They go to the Lobster Festival to eat the lobstahs at rediculously high prices and the other fairs. This is the time of year you see about 1 Maine licence plate for every 10 "outta state" ones. Where it takes at LEAST 20 minutes to get down Main Street (if it usually takes 5min) Tourists, Outta State-ahs, People From Away... and don't forget the rich summah people who buy their property down on the coast!
Yeah, we're nice to 'em most a tha time, but they sure are a pain in the ass!
But, once it's all over with, it gets cold, and a little dull, so we can drive normal again to find somethin else to do. Hell, sometimes we miss 'em! Well, maybe not...
What happens is they come in, drive like idiots, raise up the gas prices, and invaide the beachs, parks, and all the little shops from York to Bangor, and some even farther North. They go to the Lobster Festival to eat the lobstahs at rediculously high prices and the other fairs. This is the time of year you see about 1 Maine licence plate for every 10 "outta state" ones. Where it takes at LEAST 20 minutes to get down Main Street (if it usually takes 5min) Tourists, Outta State-ahs, People From Away... and don't forget the rich summah people who buy their property down on the coast!
Yeah, we're nice to 'em most a tha time, but they sure are a pain in the ass!
But, once it's all over with, it gets cold, and a little dull, so we can drive normal again to find somethin else to do. Hell, sometimes we miss 'em! Well, maybe not...
Most Maine-ahs (Mainers - to be one, you MUST have been BORN in Maine) joke about it and say "Well, there's deer season, and duck season, so since they call it 'tourist season, why can't we shoot them too?'"
When crossin' a one way street durrin Tourist Season, look the one way for the Locals, and make sure ya look the wrong way for the outta state-ahs!
When crossin' a one way street durrin Tourist Season, look the one way for the Locals, and make sure ya look the wrong way for the outta state-ahs!
by cinymin86 November 24, 2009
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Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008
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