Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003

score on yourself

To disadvantage yourself.
Taken from when you accidentally score against your own team in sports, but can be used in a general sense.

A: I just lost my wallet
B: way to score on yourself
etc.

by assfacemcgee December 28, 2005

i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019

Pauly Shored

1)when you have reached an all time low in the comedy (unfunny).

2)when you are have gone away for a ten year break only to return with mildly funny documentaries.

You really have Pauly Shored after that joke.

by Groc February 25, 2008

Scaredom

Noun. The state of being afraid. Sometimes perpetually so.

After having unprotected sex, Jon lived his life in scaredom until the test results came back.

by Excel November 14, 2003

score

someone who is a slut, cunt, and whore. specifically a girl.

that girl is a score. she sleeps with everyone.

by britterkinss :] May 23, 2008

and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal

1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004