naughty scarface

the act of ejaculating on any part of your partners body then snorting a line of your own semen right off your partner

damn...my nose hurts from last night after i gave my girl a naughty scarface.

by yohanguest June 16, 2012

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

Scarface

The most gayest movie of all time gives colombians a bad name one of the most wannabes of all time

Albert: Damn that Scarface is one fucking wannabe

John: The only person who did all that is Pablo Escobar

Josh: True

by colom14bia November 9, 2006

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Turkish Scarf

when i guy is really tall and the girl is short so that the guy can hang his manjunk around her neck thus a scarf

Todd your so tall you could give that girl a Turkish scarf

by twatcandy May 27, 2009