Sam

A asshat who is a dick showoff to everybody

Person 1: Hey can you help me move this
Sam: You already know that my big as guns can move anything pussy

by True meme lord May 6, 2018

Sam

A big forehead person that claims he is a man, but acts like a little boy. His forehead is so big he looks like megamind.

Issa hoe ass sam.

by the official deal March 15, 2017

Sam

1. A very fat person
2. Goes to cadets
3. Goes out with fat boys (and likes/licks it) ;)
4. Shags his BFs (who are guys)
5. FYI. has 1 BALL!
6. Chases randomers with a baseball bat
7. Is a library basher
8. Sings in the shower
9. Thumps on the wall when masterbating
10. Smells like a dustbin

OMG that fat kid in the cadet uniform must be called sam!!!

by HUNKYMONKEY ;) I AM DA SEX!! November 30, 2009

Samming

Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.

Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne”

by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019

sam

a sex GOD who for some bizarre reason decided to choose you as his next conquest. hes flirty, constantly has a mischievous glint in his eye and to most irresistible smile

WTF why did sex-god sam just wink at you!?
ermmm... we kinda hooked up last night..........

by mayawithay May 11, 2022

sam

midget.

mouse, also extriemly short
sam

by tgregf February 7, 2019

Samming

To chunder "Avarywhere", through ones hands, on public transport.

I was totally Samming this morning on my way to school

by prague 2012 January 21, 2012