Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 21, 2019

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 18, 2017

Sam

The most gorgeous girl ever. She's sweet and a great listener. She's funny and loves life

Sam is gorgeous

by Fairy poop March 23, 2017

Sam

the girl/girls who you cheat on your girlfriend with, get away with it, and then go back for more whenever you want.

wow, that guys got a girlfriend but he's fuckin' some girl named Sam too :)

by the cowboy casanova January 25, 2010

Sam

A big forehead person that claims he is a man, but acts like a little boy. His forehead is so big he looks like megamind.

Issa hoe ass sam.

by the official deal March 15, 2017

Sam

The name of everyone's best friend who dies in the army.

"SAM!!!" The sound of explosions mark the death of my friend. I fall to the ground, ashamed of not doing more to help.

by Cee-Elle March 25, 2017

Sam

A asshat who is a dick showoff to everybody

Person 1: Hey can you help me move this
Sam: You already know that my big as guns can move anything pussy

by True meme lord February 17, 2018