Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

Swolek

Upgrade from swolk, even stronger, close to strongest

I’m trying to get swolek for the power lifting tournament.

by Clout Air July 4, 2018

Swolo

A word me and my friends came up with that means “cool”. It is dirt iced from the meme of Kylo Ren not wearing a shirt in Star Wars episode 8.

Guy 1: “check out my new mixtape I made”
Guy 2: “dude that’s not very swolo”

by Safewordisbannana2003 July 18, 2018

Swole daddy

A sugar daddy but buys you gym memberships instead of giving you money

Hey how do you have so many gym memberships? Oh I have a bunch of Swole daddy’s

by Deniedriver541 May 24, 2018

swolcaine

A drug called protein powder that swol gym brat lunks get addicted to.

Did you see the guy who died in a bathtub packed full of swolcaine? Wish I could snag a bucket of that shit, he was swol as fuck.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream May 30, 2018

Swole

When someone has grown muscle beyond the normality of the average human.

i.e. Ronil Chand swole as fuck.

by Spartacus029 February 7, 2019

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 24, 2019