When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
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The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
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