Stephen Sondheim

The greatest composer and lyricist ever to walk the great white way. He wrote the music to such masterpieces such as, Company, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, and Assassins. His music pulls your heartstrings and makes you feel the emotions the characters are feelings.

“Sure he is talented, but he is no Stephen Sondheim”

by Truerodentia December 2, 2019

Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

Curious Stephen

A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.

Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.

Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear

Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen

by Gemma111 January 31, 2021

Shephrene

Any statement that is idiotic, nonsensical, implausible or incorrect. It is often paradoxical in nature.

Origin: Terence Mckenna - Reclaim Your Mind.

A misinterpretation of the phrase "shit-brained".

"Science is the only thing that makes sense to me."

"Thats Shephrene. Culture tells you science is the solution."

by elchaco April 14, 2010

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

peppered shepherd

Similar to a donkey punch but much more humane. As the male is about to climax while doing his partner from behind (doggy style) he throws a handful of pepper into their face causing them the sneeze uncontrollably. Hold on and enjoy.

My girl got me a brand new pepper shaker and collar because she enjoys the peppered shepherd as much as I do.

by Pepe H January 15, 2019

False Shepherd

A false Shepard is a individual with only one plan in mind when deciding weather to befriend someone and added them to their flock, but only if they can gain something like power over those who he’s befriended, but once he’s done with you this false Shepard will cast you out with lies and spread these false image throughout the flock to make it seem like it’s for the “Benefit” of the flock but he no longer has need of you and so he’s making sure that you loose all trust with others in the flock and they are forced to cast you out because of his false ideas, And once you are gone he can lead his lambs astray and continue to do this throughout his lift or the life of the flock

Guy : hey many why do you never hang out with that group anymore

Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out

by Neon-Crape August 19, 2020