steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.

Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!

by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013

Beaver steam

Vaginal moisture.

That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.

by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011

steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.

Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"

by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

A Steaming Henry

The steaming henry is when a french man eats 3 pounds of marijuana and then shits it out, then eats it. this effect gives you an even longer last shit flavor in your mouth and also gets you really high, for 3 minutes.

man last night was not good, i did a steaming henry and i totally fucked up, and i can still taste shit in my mouth

by M.J.Smocher June 19, 2009

Steam Roller

The act of being incapacitated by an overweight or obese lover while having sex.

"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"

by Thought Monkey March 1, 2010

Steam burger

In the act of receiving a blow job the man is standing and the woman is sitting Indian style with her hands held forward in a cup position as the man lays a hot loaf in her hands.

I knew Jasmine was a keeper when she asked me to lay that big ol steam burger in her hands.

by Dinkles McGamgam August 15, 2012

Steaming Ramin

When you take a carrot with holes in both ends and stick it in someones asshole, and then proceed to suck up their shit like its water and you've spent the last week stranded in a desert. The traditional cycle of a Steaming Ramin is generally completed when you take all that inhaled shit and throw it back up into a condom, which you then tie into a sort of half puke half shit filled water balloon and throw at an unsuspecting enemy.

"Dude, my ass hurts so much"
"Oh did you do a Steaming Ramin last night"
"Yeah bro"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018