Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.
"Wakes up in the middle of the night"
You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"
You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"
by Jinaholic September 13, 2011
Get the StealthyPoo mug.A nice person who's feelings are okay. They tend to look happy but there feelings are sad though. They get angry a lot but they will calm down. They are trouble makers but they will make it up to you
Omg that's a stealthen
by loyce January 1, 2015
Get the Stealthen mug.Related Words
The action of farting in a very delicate way. The air coming out of the ass is stealty thus being hardly noticable
by Burn44 April 8, 2016
Get the stealthy poopoo mug.when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Get the Stealthie mug.When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.
I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo
by MasonBurch March 13, 2018
Get the Stealthy selfie mug.A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the smealth bomber mug.To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.
Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008
Get the stealtherbate mug.