StealthyPoo 

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.

"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"

StealthyPoo by Jinaholic September 13, 2011

Stealthbooking 

When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.

Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"

Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010

stealthy poo 

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

stealthy poo by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

StealthyMoose 

A fabulous and stealthy person who can sneak around, make silly noises, and loves chicken. Generally super funny and great at owning noobs.

OMG UR SUCH A StealthyMoose!

StealthyMoose by unicorniafabulouse October 2, 2016

Stealthbooking 

1. A person who writes comments on their FB page or on other people's pages only to have them delete these posts minutes after writing them-leaving the other person to appear as if they are having a conversation with themselves.

2.Also used for someone who is known to delete comments, untag pictures they do not like of themselves. The fear of people finding out the unsavoury comment or picture has the stealthbooker sweating bullets. The stealtbooker appears to be convinced that someone may see this fb post you wrote.

Dude, you gotta stop stealthbooking shit off my page. You are making me look like I am more crazy than I am.

Bobba, why do you keep stealhbooking my posts about you barfing outside the bar last night. Everyone saw you do it, why not capture the moment forever. Heatwave wont find out about your drunken nightmare behaviour.

Stealthbooking by Tunahead Heatwave September 17, 2010

Stealthbooking 

To post/lurk on facebook without being on facebook chat, making it seem as if your offline.

Did you seen Jim online before? Pretty sure he was stealthbooking...

Stealthbooking by dragon2169DCZXv February 5, 2010

stealthyboy99

Simply the best Minecraft player, it's that simple.

"stealthyboy99? Isn't that the guy that recked me in boxing?"
"Probably..."

stealthyboy99 by BabyBaconYeahMan November 23, 2021