toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.

In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'

by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020

dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

soda spoon

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.

The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.

by Human#4 August 29, 2023

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011