Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

SOAP

Sweaty Old Age Pensioner

Nan told me she really liked watching the SOAPs on Sunday.

by EatMyBiscuit April 16, 2022

Soap

Someone who is very nice and is willing to clean up other peoples messes literally 24/7 because they have nothing better to do with their time

“Bruh, she is a soap my dude, she will totally help you out”

by Iamabarofsoap October 15, 2018

a bar of soap

The term "a bar of soap" is an expression used to describe an individual who is very fickle; you can never keep hold of them for very long without them slipping out of your hands. Typically given for a person who is overtly avoidant.

Henry's always changing his mind last minute, he's such a bar of soap.

by sgrove88888 September 8, 2025

soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024

Soap

Something you drop in the jail shower if you want to have a good time.

Nick: Hey Liam, I dropped the soap in the shower and John cleaned my ass.

Liam: Well that's something.

by AntiVenom March 10, 2012

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020