The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013
Get the Ninja Smokemug. City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.
Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.
by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
Get the Smoke Monkeymug. A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.
I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.
That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Smoke Holemug. Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.
by Joh9 May 6, 2015
Get the smoke walkmug. No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats
I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
Get the Smoke the meatsmug. The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)
The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.
by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020
Get the brain smokemug. Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.
"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"
"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."
"You're a nerd."
"No, I'm a trend setter."
"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."
"You're a nerd."
"No, I'm a trend setter."
by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009
Get the Vulcan Smokingmug.