The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
by pchr100 December 4, 2010
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by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007
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Get the White trash shower mug.a Whore Shower has several variations. It can be performed by a whore in a gas station washroom sink, washing only the stinky parts of her body. Another variation is when the whore douches herself and uses perfume to cover up the smell of sweaty sex for sale.
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