A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.
Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
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by Russianoldschoo May 30, 2019
Get the Slag mug.Any variety of booze commonly drunk by groups of cackling slags. Examples of cheap slag fuels are Lambrini, Lambrusco and various sugary alcopops. Regular slag fuels are white or rose wines such as Chardonnay or White Zinfandel. Then there are premium (aka high octane) slag fuels, which are Prosecco or other sparkling wine Champagne substitutes.
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Get the british slag mug.A slag is a girl who gives head, free sex and loves attention from boys. E.g Libby she is pregnant at the age of 13 and she sucked dick at the age of 12 (how sad) her mum looks like a ugly fucker and they both should burn in hell
People: have u heard of that slag Libby who had sex at the age of 12!
Other people: yeah! She’s the biggest slag in Lewisham and she gives head for a living
Other people: yeah! She’s the biggest slag in Lewisham and she gives head for a living
by By Anonymous 3.1.2020 January 3, 2020
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