SLACKERISDOM

The every day , wisdom for any situation you encounter and how it is perceived.

SLACkERISDOM WOULD BE THINKING "HALF" OF THE HALF WORK DAY, WOULD BE HALF A WORK DAY. GIVING 50% IS EQUAL TO 100% OF AN EFFORT.

by MISSVICKYC February 8, 2010

slacktical

to seem lazy but also have practical potential or reasoning.

Dude: "So I was painting my room and then I decided to just do the trimwork and save the rolling for another day because I didn't want to waste a roller brush because I could only do one coat tonight anyway."

Other Dude: "That's pretty slacktical."

by Bolera June 18, 2010

Slacknut

Moronic, stupid or slow witted, derived from the phrase "as slack as a bag of nuts"

That kid is a complete slacknut!

by Giggles595 June 28, 2010

Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

slacktao

the act of a man slapping his penis across a person's face (i.e. whipping his penis out on one's face)

Person A: You won't believe what I just saw...?

Person B: What?
Person A: This prostitute was going down on some guy and he just slacktao'd her.

by niecy1026 May 25, 2010

Slactivity

The rate at which one does something but accomplishes little.

I called a lot of clients today but didn't actually speak to anyone. But when reports are run, my slactivity will be among the highest.

by 8:30to5 December 7, 2010

Slackne

Acne that's 100% preventable if you'd just stop passing out on the couch w/ all your make-up on night after night.

I wouldn't have so many pimples if I didn't suffer from Slackne.

by Judas Cain December 27, 2010