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Pascal Skid

An extremely inexperienced computer programmer, typically who has history with the language Pascal. Who also tends to be wildly annoying and passive.
That pascal skid doesnt know what they are talking about.
by wisduckson December 8, 2021
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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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skids

An alternative term for goodbye to use on an unwanted person such as "HIT THE ROAD." But you want them to leave in such a hurry, they leave skid marks.
Unwanted Person: Can I have a moment to talk to you about your car warranty?
You: SKIDS! :: hangs up phone ::
by Aquabuzzard March 27, 2023
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skid

a skid is a person who larps code and can't make it themselves and claims it's there's.
u will see skids everywhere around in discord or Roblox!
normal person: hey do you know how to code.

skid: yes I do

normal person: what do you code on and what scripting do you know

skid:python and idk tbh I just steal scripts and use open sourced ones
by p9rk August 29, 2024
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Skid

The definition of skid is someone who thinks he’s in a gang (group of affiliated criminals) and smokes, vapes and does drugs because they want to fit in. They think they are cool even tho the cool kids are the ones who stay in school!
Tom: Did you hear about josh gonyeau

Marc: yeah that nasty skid
Tim: I know right skids try to hard
by LIL SHORES May 17, 2020
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