Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019

Shrimp pimp

A true pimp to the game pimpin' shrimp all on the coast! Real shrimp pimps names start with an "N" .

SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY!

NIKI IS THE ONLY REAL SHRIMP PIMP🦐

by Swampgirl January 22, 2021

Jumbo shrimp

When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length

Kevin Collins got the jumbo shrimp

by Kyle Goldstein November 17, 2016

peel the shrimp

Peeling the shrimp is wanking off a boy. The shrimp is his intimate area.

I’m gonna peel the shrimp later

by Teekz26 March 04, 2018

weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.

Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"

by brix-silver May 11, 2011

shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

by Paco699 October 20, 2009

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018