Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

by tvsteve April 29, 2010

snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)

hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.

by NBC April 9, 2003

Spocker

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.

That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.

by Jay Mc January 18, 2008

oyster shucker

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.

j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker

by senfood April 27, 2003

Shockler

A clever and effective variation on the Shocker. In addition to the 2 in the goo, 1 in the pooh, you take your thumb and wiggle it back and forth on the clit to give it a good tickle. This little trick is beyond shocking, it's SHOCKLING!

"Give me the shocker! Oh yes, yes, YES! Wait, what the hell? Are you using your thumb too? You are a bloody genius! Shockler!"

by GUISpence August 25, 2008

shoker

A man with a big dick who will steal your girl and fuck her

This is a last name shoker/shocker

by The god of sedition October 17, 2020

Double Socker

A man or women who wears not one but two pairs of socks in the cold weather.

Hey dude are you double socking today?

Yeah I am totally a double socker!!!

by sockitup December 14, 2009