Shirley High School

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

Aloha shirt

The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.

Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.

by Tyrone112 August 1, 2008

Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.

Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.

by Eatit223 January 13, 2009

Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.

That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.

by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022

Shiraj

Endearing Bengali name for ones penis, named after the Bengali sultan who was "the last man standing" in his fight against the British.

Shiraj was fighting all night but he was defeated by the evil cockblocks.

by Shirajboy December 20, 2009

Shiraz

A city in South-Western Iran. Probably the only major city in the country anywhere near the ruins of cities from the old empire, such as Persepolis and Firouzabad. People are generally nice and laid back. Known for its wine (which the population itself ironically isn't legally allowed to drink thanks to the psychotic government) and art scene.

That new art student in town is from Shiraz, she's got me so beat when it comes to miniatures and portraits.

by whoopsy87 October 28, 2008

Shirt Overbite

A shirt overbite occurs when someone is really fat and has a huge stomach. The bottom of their shirt is the same vertical length as the top of their pants but there is a huge horizontal gap between them because their shirt is hanging from their belly. There is a horizontal gap between the end of the shirt and the beginning of the pants, due to their huge protruding belly.

Eli is so fat that when he tries to pick up girls they take one look at his six inch shirt overbite, laugh, and turn around. Eli tries to hide his shirt overbite by wearing long shirts.

by ssoberano April 2, 2009