Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014

she runs a tight ship

She does not have time for fuck boys, disrespect, or foul play of any sort. She expects flowers to her door, and proper accomditations . Her priority is to always be treated as an equal captain on any ship, sea or dry land (anywhere!) any decent lady should Always run a tight ship.

Becky got thrown under the bus for being the worst side piece of the decade Beyoncé explained in her song "I ain't sorry " , that she runs a tight ship and that she's not going for it!

by She runs a tight ship March 24, 2017

hip on the ship

The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.

Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."

by MikeinVA August 20, 2020

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

The best ship names

The best ships names is probably Ram, (Sam + Ronni) Sanders, (Sarah + Anders) Janders, (Jack + Anders) Dayden, (Drew + Hayden) Hellen, (Kellen + Harper) Sarkus (Sam + Markus)

Person 1: “I ain’t never seen a best ship than Ram!”
Person 2: “I know right! Cutest couple!”
Person 1: It’s the best ship names ever!

by Ilovemen<3333333 October 14, 2023

Mother Ship

The main offices for geeky colleges like ITT or DeVry.

Where is DeVry's Mother Ship located?

by truebeliever May 16, 2003

Mother Ship

The head office of a geeky college like ITT or DeVry

Where is the Mother Ship for DeVry?

by cyndie May 16, 2003