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Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
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Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
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loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
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Weener Shark

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
by Ozio August 29, 2013
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Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
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Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.
Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.
by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
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Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".
"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."
by HomeSchool April 28, 2013
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