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SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC
I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
by Chickhead January 1, 2020
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Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.
"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011
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Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
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Scooter

A precious wholesome babbeyy who is married to spirit . She is an amazing artist and is cute as heck. Scooter takes inspiration from artists like lavendertowne. Spirit loves her more than life itself. They were married by owo on discord on April Sunday night of the 12th. Their official wedding will be in the server Scooter's Vibe Squad. Just remember Scooter is cute as heck and is adorable, and is an art god. Also she is spirit's so back off.
A convo between Scooter and Spirit
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’•โคโ™ฅ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜โค๐Ÿ’•
by milki3 April 14, 2020
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Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
by anonymous July 10, 2023
mugGet the Scooter Burgermug.

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.
My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.
by Goyoza June 24, 2010
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scooter bunny

A slutty woman, who is a hangs out with motorcycle / riding clubs, likes to claim she isnโ€™t slutty but she will hop on anyoneโ€™s bike if they donโ€™t kick her off.
Fred:โ€Holy shit bro, you see that chick over there?โ€

Jon:โ€Oh bro, you donโ€™t want THAT scooter bunny, she rode everyone in the clubs bikes, and probably their ducks too!โ€
by Uncle Touchie October 4, 2021
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