After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.
Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
by bishopballs June 9, 2017
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.
The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.
Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
by Ba_power_couple October 14, 2017
Straight men at a lesbian bar
by llameboy July 7, 2018
a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
by ozmatic July 21, 2011