pflange

Many believe 'flange' is the correct spelling, but it's simply a misuse of the glorious English language. "Flange" is actually spelt, "PFLANGE," with a silent P.

You know it makes sense.

I was the first person to use it too. Anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! And hell YOU DON'T WANNA BE A MISUSE OF GRAMMAR JIBING, MISSPELLING FOOL!!!

Oh, and it can mean anything you like.

"Stop! Remove your pflange from my face or my MOM will shoot!" - the X-rated version of the classic film.

"MM THERE GURL U B LOOKIN MOIGHTY FOINE WIV YA PFLANGE N YA MINGE IN ME FACE.. OOH!"

"Lick it good, lick it good.. Lick that pflange just like you should," - a superior version to the vomit-inducing 'classic.'

by Jen Taylor February 22, 2005

Plan A

A discreet and hilarious way to talk about anorexia. Linked closely with Plan B, or bulimia

I tried plan A but I needed to have something in my mouth, so I turned to plan B.

by Monty James November 22, 2004

Plan

Term used in Puerto Rico for a British male who likes to go off and sulk when on the losing end of an argument. Plan's are also very effeminate and like the color pink. They are not however racist.

Joe: That Elton John is such a diva.

Deg: He is worse than a diva, he's more like a plan.

by Gennykins April 30, 2010

simple plan

they are one of the best bands ever. people always are saying that they have to much to complain about, but its their outlook on life, and its not just for them to complain about; its also for others to realte to. and then others say they have a punk image; not really, its just David and Jeff that make them look punk. so judge all you will Simple Plan is one of the best bands i have ever heard of!!

me: so did you listen to the band?
Talyse: Simple Plan? of course, only the best band ever... now i need tickets!!!
Me: they go on sale tomorrow!

(we get up an hour before tickets go on sale, and wait eagerly at computer for best tickets!!)

by rachel ainsworth July 25, 2006

Plan ABC

The act of hooking up with someone (Plan A), sleeping with them (Plan B), then brutally murdering them to finish the night (Plan C). Before carrying out Plan C, you must position your arms into the shape of a 'C', then say "these are the ABCs of Love".

Victim: What's the plan tonight honey?
Playa: Plan ABC ;)

by FurryFiddler January 10, 2016

Plan B

To give up, go the easy way out. Not really quitting the game but choosing not to play anymore. usually after trials and hardships happen.

"Aww, I can't take this anymore. I'll resort to my Plan B..."

by AraMikinomi July 15, 2017

Simple Plan

A French Canadian pop punk band. Okay, contrary to before definitions, they are not a bunch of whiners who whine about being rich. Their songs are for the people who listen to them--for people who relate to them--they're not singing because they think they have sucky lives. Just because those before have small and simple minds, that doesn't mean we all do, thankfully. Simple Plan-- if you would care to pay attention--has a charity for all teen related issues. Is that just caring about their lives or is that saving hundreds of thousands of teens lives? Chew on that, jack holes! Guys who diss Simple Plan are exactly like how they describe them-- they complain about how hard their life is-- when it's not hard at all and they probably bully everyone they can. BTW SP gives teens and kids with serious problems someone to relate to-- makes them feel like there is at least some people who understand what their going through. But, I'm guessing you haters wouldn't--nay!--couldn't be that sensitive, caring, and empathetic to give these kids who have had unfortunate events happen in their lives comfort, hope, or love, or understanding. Because you pretty much only look out for#1: your f**cking self! Well, some people wanna help these kids, and I don't think you should diss them for being a better person than you!

Dumbass Simple Plan Hater: Oh a charity dedicated to kids with problems-like depression and suicide-what a waste of time. They can just get over it!

Down-to-earth Simple Plan Lover: You're an idiot! You can't just get over depression and suicide! It's not just a cry for attention! It's a serious sickness and they need help. Why don't you try being at least a little more sympathetic and empathetic, you f**cking moron!

by simpleplan#1fan December 3, 2013