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Smashed a box of popsicles

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.
by Loren SanD May 5, 2025
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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
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Poopsicle

Poopsicle is a turd on a stick. It is also a series of painting depicting feces and other bodily functions created by artist Thomas L. Vaultonburg
Oprah Winfrey's Pussy-sicle Poopsicle
by dirtytrickssquad May 22, 2011
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Popsicle Stick Preening

Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.
Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!
by cruisin otter September 10, 2012
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posicles

The feeling you get when trying to spell "Popsicles" and you accidentally type an unknown disease with no cure.
Anon: "hey OP, thanks for buying me posicles"

OP: "lol fggt ANON i didn'd give you posicles"

Anon: "lol my bad brewski"

OP: "Yu bttr be srry"
by PuLsE June 20, 2014
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popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks
That sounds like a Popsicle joke
by johnSnow November 4, 2014
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