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prison man

A man who is also half prison, and a common hero who is also famous for eating cars.
Thank goodness, prison man is here to cuff this criminal.
by the second nigerian June 8, 2018
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Prison Pounding

"Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"
by Dr. Robert Graves September 29, 2018
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Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
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Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison
He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes
by duniper July 30, 2021
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Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020
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prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
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Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
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