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caleb george preisler

Caleb George Preisler is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect. His smile makes you melt and his eyes are enchanting. Every time you see him, you get butterflies even if you have seen him a million times. He is a hard worker and a good leader. He is responsible and respectful. He treats girls nicely and is respectful to them. He is the kind of guy who gets his crush a rose on Valentine's day. He is the kind of guy who you can be yourself around. He is the best person to talk to about anything and you know you can trust him. He is the most perfect guy you will ever meet and if you do meet him, be careful because you won't know it at first, but you will fall in love.
The most perfect guy in the world is Caleb George Preisler.
by adorable beauty May 7, 2018
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Preston

An Asian Cunt who will step on your mom and he is the biggest pp licker in the world
Cunt Preston is depreston
by The SUCC DUCK March 12, 2019
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Katrina Preston

The biggest whore in Ionia. She will give anybody anything thing they want, sexually I mean. She has no gag reflex so imagine all the head she has given. Talk about total slut! On the flip side, she is absolutly gorgeous so another reason why she gets the guys. She is also my bestfriend so I can say all this stuff about her. (:
Katrina Preston in school parking lots during the last week of junior year. (;
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preston

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
by Dom Moon May 24, 2007
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Preston

Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me
by pmn9393 November 6, 2008
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Preston Playz

A FUCKING RETARD THAT SELL OUT ONCE PER 20 SECONDS
guy 1 *put on preston playz on the tv*
guy 2 * grab the machine gun and fire it at the tv*
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prestina

she is the most amazingly beautiful woman to ever walk this earth. she is never scared to stand up in what she belives in. she is strong,smart,sexi,very indapented and a great mother. she i a girl you ex will hate your mother will love and you will never forget. she is the perfect life partner that you could ever ask for. and has beautiful green eyes
i meet this girl prestina lastnight and i will never forget her.
by daddy/jack 10-13-08 February 7, 2010
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