taint potato

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!
by stankhouse March 18, 2011
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a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.
why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.
by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020
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fax potato

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.
Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?
by Thor Rudebeck August 23, 2004
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Potato Gems

The Australian name for the famous American Tater Tots. They are also known as Potato Royals.
Kristie: You don't have Tater Tots in Australia? Seriously? I couldn't live without them.
Stacey: We do have Tater Tots in Australia but we call them Potato Gems.
by Rina Lam January 17, 2012
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Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.
Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.
by spuffstuff December 02, 2011
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Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.
I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!
by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010
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chin potatoes

when your nut are on her (or His) chin
that bitch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.
by bheron July 12, 2006
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