potato mario

Potato mario is a fictional character that is rumoured to assist in genocides during the Yugoslav wars. Potato marios estimated kill count ranges from 3 to 280 thousand kills, participating in around 14 genocides, also assisting in terrorist attacks such as 9/11. Potato mario is mentioned in the most random times.

"Help! Someone broke into my house!"
"potato mario"

by ZZafir February 15, 2023

a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

fax potato

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.

Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?

by Thor Rudebeck August 22, 2004

Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

sketch potatoes

when something is so sketch, it becomes potatoes

yeah it's sketch potatoes

by ginjy August 26, 2010

chin potatoes

when your nut are on her (or His) chin

that bitch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.

by bheron July 12, 2006

Potato Gems

The Australian name for the famous American Tater Tots. They are also known as Potato Royals.

Kristie: You don't have Tater Tots in Australia? Seriously? I couldn't live without them.
Stacey: We do have Tater Tots in Australia but we call them Potato Gems.

by Rina Lam January 30, 2012