pokey

This is a pipe used to smoke Crystal Methamphetamine's. Often used to get "cracked out" or to do homework.

I just hit the pokey and got cracked out. I'm gonna clean something and masturbate excessively for hours on end.

by Allred December 28, 2005

Porkel

A snorkel for when the pussy is too wet and drowning becomes a legitimate concern

She was so wet I needed my Porkel to breathe

by Wannaband23 July 14, 2015

parkey

To fuck up. i.e. verb Parkey parkeyed the game winning field winning goal.
Parkey. Noun. the person who fucks ups. i.e. I am Parkey. I missed the game the winning field goal.

See above. Parkey parkeyed the field goal.

by snotnosenose January 12, 2019

ponkey

usually a male who gets a lot of pussy but has a rather strange appearance of a good-looking donkey

Look at that Ponkey getting it on.

by BMJ October 4, 2003

pokey

A word used in place of any noun.

Someone hand me that pokey?

by megadan February 14, 2004

Porkeye

What you get when you touch pork and then touch your eye.

Link says, "I got the porkeye, but at least it doesn't burn!"

by Biscuit84 April 17, 2023

porkenflyer

a term used for a ham being flung accross a room by your uncle as he tries to slice it with an electric turkey saw.

"get that ham outa my face! that a freaking porkenflyer"

by lisaxx552211 October 25, 2007