poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

by emii October 2, 2007

Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

going postal

When you can't afford buying something you really want, and pitch a fit.

Alicia's broke, so she's going postal again....

by Emmi-chan June 25, 2005

POPTART

THE SEXiEST DARN ASiAN GUY THERE EVER WAS!! SERiOUSLY!!!

TROY iS SUCH A POPTART.

by FRY March 24, 2005

go postal

To loose touch with someone for a long time. Not talk to someone in a while.

You go postal on me all the time and I only hear from you every 3 months.

by Boopboop June 25, 2007

Popstar_Poppy

A fucking stupid, homeschooled Twitch Thot with online friends that constantly verbally abuse her and she still stays with.

Pineapple: Popstar_Poppy is so fucking retarded

LostAim: You're right, let's server mute her

Popstar_Poppy: *animal noises*

by Pug-Chan March 5, 2020

POPSTAR

ACE

I am a POPSTAR

by anonymous December 1, 2020