popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014

Playing Popsicle

Giving someone a blowjob

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."

by siktrik January 10, 2022

Dirty Popsicle

When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.

Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.

by Christian Dickman December 7, 2017

Electric Popsicle

A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.

"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."

"Oh yeah?'

"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"

by BillDozer357 April 17, 2010

Spanish Popsicle

The sexual act of a Spanish man dipping the penis into a girl's mouth. The girl is sucking it and the saliva representing the penis (popsicle) melting. Until the Spanish man finishes the job by ejaculating into her mouth, then that's where the real melting begins.

My Spanish man gave me a hard Spanish Popsicle and it really felt good.

by LeilaSP March 9, 2019

three thumb popsicle

The Three Thumb Popsicle is a sexual act in which three men fuck a woman in the ass three dicks at once, then they extract the doodoo butter from the anus and lick eachother's thumbs.

THIS THREE THUMB POPSICLE IS FUCKING DELICOUSNESS!!

by First Lieutenant Dunn October 22, 2017

Ice Popsicle

When a girl sticks her hand in the refrigerator or has very cold hands from standing outside and masturbates with it.

Anjii was cold outside and when her hands were frozen she gave herself an ice popsicle to warm up.

by TequilaBear January 28, 2011