Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic
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Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.
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My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.
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Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
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"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
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