Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
by KCPLover121 May 09, 2024
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 February 01, 2025
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poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.
She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.
by Mr. raindrop July 03, 2009
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The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.
Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.
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The Pope

An absolute monarch of Vatican City (An actual country), who is trying to scam you into Christianity.
The pope is asking me to become Christian, otherwise he will use God and Anime to strike me down.
Run for your lives, the Pope wants more Christians!
by GebigsBird May 20, 2022
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The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.
"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"
by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019
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The Pope

When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen
I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”
by Irishguy November 05, 2021
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