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Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.
Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.
by Mcgoober March 13, 2018
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cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.
Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.
by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.
Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021
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Indonesian Pony

When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.
My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".
by cowboy6969 September 30, 2012
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Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.
That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.
by Darthax March 6, 2011
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