the polish trick

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.

Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

Vintage Nail Polish

When a woman puts on nail polish and doesn't bother removing it or adding to it making it look worn out and bad.

she went out the other night with her boyfriend and hasn't replaced it, yeah she totally has vintage nail polish!

by murninman March 18, 2011

It will polish out

to try to hide the fact that something is damaged beyond repair, by saying it will polish out.

she crashed her husbands car, it is a write off but to ease the blow she tells him it will polish out

by CaLviNx December 10, 2012

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.

"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"

by LazerNips November 13, 2009