Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Black Points

Actions or speech given by a person (usually white) to impress/support black people in order to gain supportive credit from black people in return. Examples usually include speech that complements or reference to black culture in order to relate to them.

Brad: Hey Marcus! Did you see me at the Black Lives Matter protest yesterday?
Marcus: yeah man you were right in the middle of it!
Tre: Come on Marcus, you know he’s just trying to get black points.

by Supahhotfye69 October 17, 2020

Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.

Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.

by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021

points moon

A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.

Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!

by merp.. October 17, 2021

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.

Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.

by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018

Griddy Points

Griddy points are ohianese points that are used when u watch kai cenat and learn his skibidi rizz.
When you rizz a baddie Ishowspeed and Kai cenat award you griddy points

Did you know i have skibidi rizz

Baddie : Omg i want u

Kai cenat - Here are 5 griddy points

by dfhjdksldkjchb November 8, 2023