Pissed

What I am going to be if urbandictionary.com rejects another definition I submit.

Don't fucking reject this definition or I wil be PISSED.

by MadMonkey! October 27, 2010

nut pisser

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005

pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself

when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.

by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

Pissness

Pissness usually takes place at a urinal when two people discuss important matters while taking a leak.

Hey did you hear about the drop in the stock exchange?
Yeah I really need to rethink my investment plan for next quarters portfolio
*toilets flush*
Good thinking, well good talking pissness with you sir.

by ChickityChan February 22, 2011

fag pissed

Fag Pissed: a verb
Getting mad in a way that the person sounds like a teen, middle aged or grown men/women sounds like a baby throwing fits over simple things. Commonly used abbv. Spaz

Man TJ, when you told Spencer that his woman was promoted to "dick seargent", he totally got fag pissed at you!

by iowa thundercock February 10, 2009

pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

pissed on

when a person is involved in a relationship

Damn, I'd wanna hook up with him, but he's pissed on.

by chola_47 November 14, 2003