pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Pinch

Verb

A technique for consuming powdered narcotics where the user pinches a standard dose between thumb and index finger which is then inserted into the desired nostril for quick and efficient snorting. The technique is particularly useful when club toilet facilities are substandard or queues are too large. The user can safely and inconspicuously pinch on a dance floor for immediate relief.

Noun

The quantity of substance to be snorted.

"I'd rather pinch than rack up in that shit-ridden WC

"That pinch got me wasted"

"Can I get a pinch of your ketamine"

by Edmund Berlin May 6, 2008

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

pinche

Lousy,as in good for nothing

Pinche perro .

Lousy Dog.

by La Loca Guera January 24, 2007

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013