michael phelps

half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues

michael phelps is as fast as a fish

by zach everest October 10, 2008

Michael Phelps

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.

I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.

by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.

1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.

2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.

by Bobeesh October 18, 2008

michael phelps

one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.

oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard

by prankstess October 17, 2008

Phelpsed

1. To be utterly shat on in any competition.

2. Losing so bad you shouldn't have even tried.

3. Being rejected by a stripper.

After Julie got phelpsed in beer pong she was wasted.

by Mace! October 11, 2008

Phelpsian

Taken from swimmer Michael Phelps' record eight Olympic golds in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Characterized by exceptional achievement, consistent excellence or unprecedented dominance.

Mary's ten consecutive wins are nothing short of Phelpsian.

If Tom were to win tonight, it would be his eighth time - a Phelpsian feat.

by esprit15d October 14, 2008

Phelpsness

The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.

"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"

by Krakn3Dfx February 2, 2009