Peaches ‘n Cream

When you put a Peach gummy ring over your penis and let your mate suck until you splooge. Making a delicious peaches n cream snack.

Guy: “hey hand me those peach rings”
Girl: “can I have some peaches ‘n cream?”
Guy: “of course you can”

by Gatordik August 2, 2018

2 percent

The percentage of women who have not been sexually harrassed, molested, etc.

I'm apart of the 2 percent.

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

twenty-seven percenters

1. People either genuinely crazy or so woefully misinformed about how the world works, the bases for their decision making is so flawed they may as well be crazy.
2. People with a worldview which lead them to disagree with what you consider rationality even though they arrive at their positions through rational means.
3. See also birther

Obama vs. Alan Keyes is proof. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But the twenty-seven percenters in Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.

by pete mack May 6, 2011

Peaches

He's a cross-breed between a panther, and a koala bear. He has ab abnormally large weiner, and uses it to protect the good and ward off the evil people. one time sabrina sucked his cack until he couldnt use his ween ever again. sabrina said it was the best experience ever. EVER. like, i would do the same thing too. one time, 57 sucked it too, and it wasnt as good because she was too small to fit the weiner into her intestines and i dont know what im writing anymore.

I just sucked on peaches.

by Vajajay October 11, 2007

Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

Perachel

A ship that should NEVER be shipped. Seriously. If you ship Perachel while reading this, I advise you to: ACTUALLY READ THE PJO HOO AND TOA BOOKS.

Idiot: I love percy jackson! And BTW Perachel for the win!

Me: Die. Go to Tartarus. Let Hades deal with you.

by UwU girl December 13, 2020

Lovely Peaches

She has many mental illnesses. Even though she eats her own shit and period blood doesn’t make her that bad! Some people speculate her to be a social experiment. One of her most famous songs is “You So Bad”. She has a baby girl named Cora who was removed from her home because of abuse.

Woah it’s Lovely Peaches! Let’s get a picture with her.

by fatcoochielicepissshitonme April 13, 2020