Hewlett Packard

Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.

Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~

by HP hater December 20, 2004

pankakke

A circle of people who throw pancakes at you.

The Walrus wanted a pancake at 2 in the morning but his friends said he needed a pankakke instead.

by Knicksfan November 9, 2008

Dirty makka pakka

A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.

Carl: Hey Josh want to watch In The Night garden
Josh: only if we can both do the Dirty Makka Pakka

by KaleidoscopeAnal June 6, 2021

Pana

- terms most of the Filipinos for Indians.

- Tawag ng mga Pinoy sa mga taong taga India.

English:

Why are Pana's so stupid?

Tagalog:

Bakit ang tatanga ng mga Pana?

by Coolokoy July 1, 2009

Pankaking

Rubbing someone in their sexual parts, while having a blood-filled erected Penis.(see Boner)

Joe: I pankaked my grandma.

Joan: What is wrong with you?

Rob, Halle, and Jess: (Laughing)

Kaitlyn: What's pankaking?

by Money Making Pimp January 9, 2012

Pankake

Pan-(cock-eee)

A sexual act where one douses their partner in nothing but instant pancake batter to give them a mushy feeling across their entire face and body, this is similar to the gunge or wam fetish, but more tastier for the one receiving the pankake.

Yo dude, what did you do to your girl last night

Aww man, I gave her a Pankake, she loved it so much being covered in pancake batter

Dude... I should try that with my girl

by Hydro Clavez June 9, 2018

Pana

Pana is an amazing person! She will be with you no matter what. If you have her as a friend keep her!

Person 1: Pana oh yeah shes great
Person2: Isn't Pana an Inuktitut word?
Person 1: Yeah so it's cool it means knife
Person 2:COOL

by AnimeGirll August 5, 2021