Sarah Palin

One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid

a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers

and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity

Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack

I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin

by apoloniuos February 27, 2009

Sarah Palin Effect

The idea that individuals who are FEMALE and deemed "pretty" are selected for high level positions or prestigious awards based solely on the fact that they are FEMALE and "pretty". Why else was she picked as John McCain's running-mate?

wtf!!!! Katheryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker won best director and picture?! it was a boring piece of shit movie seen by 5 people, all who are in a coma right now cuz their brains commited suicide after sitting through that lame shit! Well, yeah, it's the Sarah Palin Effect...the directer has a vag and is cute..so of course she would win!

by chocobarfeversohungryrightnow March 9, 2010

Palindrone

One who is smitten by the 'feisty' vice-presidential candidate, finds her a 'breath of fresh air', and plans to vote for her ticket despite her obvious lack of intellect and her further-right-than-Bush world view.

That dude is such a Palindrone - two months ago he was criticizing Obama for lack of experience, but now he's ready to put a sassy hockey mom one breath away from the presidency because he used to have wet dreams about women like her.

by Flarri January 23, 2009

Palin Syndrome

1. n. A neurological disorder in which the patient suffers from advanced manic delusions, including: vehemently supporting outrageous notions, denying scientific evidence, embracing the very media that the patient insults, and constantly seeing visions of Vladimir Putin before their eyes. Named for a widely studied patient.

Person: The governor swears she could see Putin drinking vodka from her back porch. I told her Moscow is too far, but she denies the earth is flat, saying it's a conspiracy by the lamestream media.

Doctor: I think she's suffering from Palin Syndrome.

by tinafayisawesome November 22, 2010

Palin-ize

To be exposed as ignorant or out-right idiotic with facts and documented evidence and refuse to acknowledge or admit any fault. Also to continue to forge forward clutching ignorance ever tighter.

Author Carrie Prejean was Palin-ized on the Larry King Show.

by Psykram October 2, 2012

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin...

-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election

Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?

Penis: Sure

Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*

Penis: Whee!

by dafsfdsasfdasdfsfasasaaaaaa January 29, 2010

Sarah Palin

(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY!'

Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house

by Flying Spaghetti Monsterrrrr January 22, 2009