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Horní Police

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called Horní Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.
You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police
by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017
mugGet the Horní Policemug.

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.
Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?
by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018
mugGet the Police Copmug.

VA POLICE

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!
Look there’s a VA Police Officer.
by Willciglio November 8, 2018
mugGet the VA POLICEmug.

Police-sexual

A person sexualy atrracted to police officers

Also what the fuck is wrong with you
Person:Im attracted to police officers, I'm police-sexual

Police:hi

Person:EEEEEEEE
by What-is-wrong-with-you June 23, 2020
mugGet the Police-sexualmug.

Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
by 123bdk March 29, 2021
mugGet the Poop Policemug.

police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.
My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.
by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023
mugGet the police hotdogmug.

policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)
"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."
by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019
mugGet the policing sexualitymug.

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