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cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually
Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.
by KBiggz December 10, 2011
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Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing
by Straemer September 24, 2007
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head patch

Another name for hair atop one's head.
1) I'm getting my head patch shaved
2) That girl pulled on my head patch during the cat fight
by Andzdab February 14, 2006
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patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.
hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night
by johnjam76 June 15, 2010
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Max Patch

Max always wears the max patch
by Sabers For Life December 10, 2003
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Sammy Patch

Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.
"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
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Soul Patch

Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"

Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011
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