office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Instagram offical

The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.

They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.

by Tubezz January 8, 2017

slanted office

The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.

After Johnny Big Dick spent the night I was really living in a slanted office for 3 weeks.

by BigAl77 May 28, 2018

Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the Floss dance.

Person 1- Wow look at those fucking idiots flossing
Person 2- That's what I like to call the "Dentists' Office"
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem May 29, 2018

Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.

Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.

by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019

oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017