When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.
by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025
Get the Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe mug.A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.
by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021
Get the Northern Echo mug.Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
Get the Northern Michigan University mug.When a male and female are out ice fishing both people have to take a piss the women squats over the Icehole to piss and the male aims to piss in-between her legs. "It's ohk if things get a little messy"
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Get the Northern Icehole mug.Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
Get the Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County mug.Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
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Get the Northern Blonde Chicks mug."Northerning it" or "I've northerned it" are terms used once one has made themselves sick through consumption of too much alcohol. The phrase originated in 2004 by two Nottinghamshire holidaymakers in Ibiza. Use of the term became commonplace once they returned home and it began to be used by their friends. As a result the term has now fully established itself in the region through word of mouth. It's influence is spreading and can now be heard all over the Midlands and in some areas of Yorkshire.
The term itself has developed to its current form gradually over the last three years. The phase was originally created after they witnessed someone soil themselves in the Ibizan hotel Es Calo Playa. The holidaymakers found this hilarious and they developed a traffic light system to judge the various stages of soiling. The individual who has fully soiled themselves was judged to have scored red and the term "redded it" had been born.
Obviously adults soiling themselves is a rare occaisson so the holidaymakers decided that they would class any soiling incidents as a "southern" e.g southern red, amber or green. Far more commonplace was witnessing adults making themselves sick through alcohol abuse and the "Northern Red" phrase was born. Over time the phrase has been abbreviated to "Northerned it".
The term itself has developed to its current form gradually over the last three years. The phase was originally created after they witnessed someone soil themselves in the Ibizan hotel Es Calo Playa. The holidaymakers found this hilarious and they developed a traffic light system to judge the various stages of soiling. The individual who has fully soiled themselves was judged to have scored red and the term "redded it" had been born.
Obviously adults soiling themselves is a rare occaisson so the holidaymakers decided that they would class any soiling incidents as a "southern" e.g southern red, amber or green. Far more commonplace was witnessing adults making themselves sick through alcohol abuse and the "Northern Red" phrase was born. Over time the phrase has been abbreviated to "Northerned it".
Pedro: Alright mate, youve been a while in the toilet? Have you northerned it or been for an organised southern red?
Magma: Yeah I northerned it.
Pedro: Ah right, do you want a chuddy?
Magma: Yeah I northerned it.
Pedro: Ah right, do you want a chuddy?
by PeteNumber1 December 13, 2008
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